I would start having these children immediately after college, when I married my handsome, green-eyed high school sweetheart.
While having these children, I would also go to veterinary school and become the best veterinarian ever.
Pregnancy and childbirth would be a joy. I knew this from reading chapters out of my mom's Our Bodies, Ourselves.
Because I was going to be fabulously rich, from my beauty queen/ veterinary career, money would never be a problem.
My children would be artistic, creative, smart, precocious, funny, and delightful 100% of the time.
Each child would have a dog.
Each dog would have its own servant.
It was all so easy, and I really couldn't understand people who didn't seem to get it. Every time I saw a kid screaming, or an annoyed parent, I felt sorry for that poor child, but smug in the knowledge that my children were going to be perfect.
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